an areosol can used to clean dust out of keyboards( yea fucking right!) THAT SHIT IS FUCKING AWSOME! IT FUCKS U UP FAST! but its hard to conseal wen u aint got no big ass fuckin bag!
*straight edge #1* wtf r u guys doin?
*huffer#1* gettin fucked up off of dust off biotch!
*huffer#2* *deep ass fuckin voice* oh shit man! dude is that ur mom?
*strt edg#2* can i try?
*both huffers* fuck yea! knock ur self silly!
*strat edge#1* ill give it a try.
*both strate edges* *inhaleing big fuckin hits* OH SHIT OH FUCK GOD DAMNIT MAN THIS SHIT IS DOPE!
|2.||Framingham High School|
This school is all about racism. If you havn't already, see Framingham (#11 is the perfect definition). This will give you a background on the kind of people that goto this school. The whole palce is very racially diverse, even the fucking FHS webstie says it. Anyways, racism is what defines this school. Niggas rule the school basically, but don't mistake that with the vast amount of wigger white boys. See, tons of them came from like walsh and camron and they think they are black, but when shit goes down, where are they? No where bitches, they run...they aint gangstas but they think if they dress in ecko and tall tees even though they're like 5ft tall that that makes them hard. Fuck no! They talk maaaad trash but every now and then they go too far and we gotta knock some of em out. Then there are fucking tons of brazillian / protugese / mexican kids. For the purpose of space and that I am a lazy ass that doesn't want to type that a lot, we will group them all into a category called brazixacans. Don't get me wrong, there are some dope brazixacan girls and some cool brazixacan guys, but most of them look like they are 30 years old + and they will cut they shit out of you in line for lunch. You get in there mad early and you're like "fuck yes I'm gunna get lunch mad fast" Think again bitch. All of mexico will cut in front of you. On a side note, Ms. Redboard and the rest of the administrators w...more...
Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!
They have done:
and soon to be TMNT!!
quotes from Randy Hayes:more...
Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!
Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!
Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...
I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!
Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES
13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,
these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick
Oh shit thats a seal!!!
I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...
Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?
Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?
Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!
Black power motha fu***
Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!
Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!
I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.
Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!
Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...
This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........
Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:more...
-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.
=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking ...
|5.||Gay For Today|
1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"more...
"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"
"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"
"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"
"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"
"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."
"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"
"Your hella gay Orlando..."
2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"
"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"
"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"
*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*
"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"
"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."
"........Daniella's a dude...."
*WALKS INTO ROOM*
*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*
"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"
"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"
*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."
"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"
"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
|6.||AIM rap battle|
when 2 people attempt to rhyme and make raps to diss each other. this kind of battle is done over AIM. white kids who suck at rapping trying to act black usually resort to this kind of battle.
kid will: yo lets do an AIM rap battle cuz we aint got nuttin else to do and we suck at rapping and we wanna be blackmore...
kid keji: AIGHT! lets do dis.
kid will: what u gonna do nigga?
kid will: im bigga than u
kid will: i can huslte more shit that u can think of prude
kid will: i had to stop my rhymin cause my bitch walked in
kid will: but i wont eva stop, eva stop rhymin kid
kid will: cause im da kind king of da south they all know me by name
kid kenji: u say ur black, and ghetto, and goddamn hood, but u can
dance about as well as Elton John could
kid kenji: u say ya straight, and right, and downright pimp, but to
tell u the truth, i see a bleached white blimp.
kid will: i might be a blim, and down right chubby, but that more than u
can say cause the girl wanna fuck me
kid kenji: the girl wanna fuck u? gimme a break. ur like some boobs and
a dick on a birthday cak
kid will: U think that u can take me? the kind of da south?
kid will: FUCKING ASS is all that u do
kid will: i wish that u would stop and let me do what i do?
kid kenji: William Ashby Brewer? The king of the south? Thats hard to
say when u got someone's dick in yo mouth.
kid will: but apparently ur gay and u just fuck up there hair, see da gurl
dont like u cause u cant find that spot, i can understand how it might be
hard, cause u dicks to small to get the spot in ur bitches.....
kid kenji: i cant find the spot? my dick is too small? well see the
problem is that u, u have ...
The 2nd amendment is in the bill of rights (NO SHYT). It states: a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.more...
It consists of three parts, and one reason:
A well regulated militia,
The right of the people to keep and bear arms,
Shall not be infringed,
- Being necessary to the security of a free state.
A well regulated militia -
It's important to understand the complete difference between a militia, and a military. In term a militia is an army, but composed of ordinary citizens rather than professional soldiers. It must be further understood that it was angered, and oppressed ordinary people who’s ages ranged from 16 up until old as hell whom took possibly the greatest toll against the government at the time of the revolutionary war.
The right of the people to keep and bear arms -
In accordance with fact, reason, or truth; correct, derived or coming from; originating at or from, humans considered as a group or in indefinite numbers, in a direction toward so as to reach: to retain possession of, together with or along with, any of various usually omnivorous mammals of the family Ursidae that have a shaggy coat and a short tail and walk with the entire lower surface of the foot touching the ground (joke, replace this part with the word hold (the bear joke)) a weapon.
Shall not be infringed -
May not be changed.
Being necessary to the security ...