Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!
Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?
Alex:Those are ostriches Don.
Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!
The most fucking hateful thing in the entire world. There is nothing worse than Websense. NOTHING! I don't care if it's fucking your mom, fucking a cockroach, or eating the shit of the monkey you just fucked! NOTHING! Fucking Administrators are out to make everyone's lives a living hell. Who in all of hell thinks npr.org, the motha fucking NPR, NATIONAL PUBLIC FUCKING RADIO, is a website that should be categorized under "not allowed"?!?!?!? Fuck the administrators, fuck the people who make this shit, and fuck Websense! Websense is the fucking bane of the world. If the devil himself were to shit on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as Websense. Fuck.
Felix: Let's go listen to some streaming npr!
Cat: Sure, let me bring up npr.org.
Felix: What the hell is that?!?
Cat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Felix: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! WHAT IN ALL HELL?!?
Cat: This is shit man.
Felix: FUCK WEBSENSE!!! I'LL BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM IF I HAVE TO. FUCK THIS!!! I'M TEARING THIS SHIT DOWN!!!
dubya: A slang term generally referring to an especially bad case of incompetence in an important job.more...
1)someone who has progressed to a position in life well beyond their competence.
2)someone in a position of great authority and responsibility whose simplistic notions of complex issues lead to disasterous results.
3)someone who stubbornly sticks to ideas that do not work. Also, someone who stubbornly and irrationally remains loyal to people that have fubared their jobs.
4)someone incapable of realizing when their ideas (or the ideas of others that they have put in place by virtue of their authority)are producing results contrary to the goals set or even sanity. Stubbornly sticking with such ideas. Also, an actioned idea with said results that nonetheless continues to be pursued with vigor.
5)a person in a position of leadship who takes his organization or country down a financial path that would otherwise require he or she get credit counselling on an urgent basis.
6)someone in a position of authority who believes he/she is the "decider" or some other description of what a leader should be, constantly asserts this, but is really being manipulated by subordinates for the subordinates personal agenda and exersize of power.
FUCK this game in the ass sideways with a spikey dildomore...
this game is so badly made square enix Is so fuckin gay they can suck matt damons dick.
reasons why this is the worst game made in existence.
1.Sora's feet are SO big his mom either had to be c sectioned or shes a fucking god.
2.key blade HOW THE HELL do you even HURT someone with that shit i mean its a god damn key, whats the damn key even TOO?!?!
it probably unlocks they key to his special treasure chest full of gay porno magazines.
I don't think in the middle ages you seen a guy with a giant sized key running around. NO! because he would have looked like a fagot.
3.The graphics are so bad. the most poorly animated character designs that make this game that much more worse i mean seriously THEY'RE FUCKING MOUTHS DON'T EVEN MOVE FOR GOD SAKES.
4.what the hell is up with the belts and zippers i mean they try to put some man-ly-ness with the characters. winni the pooh DOES NOT NEED TO BE GOTHED OUT.
5.At least if your gonna make a game about made up characters put Ronald McDonald in a fuckin game At least that will make it SOMEWHAT entertaining.
If you like the idea of Big footed brown spikey haired Rip off of Brad pit and think for one second that you can carry a 200 pound giant sized key around talking to stoner Disney characters looking for damn door that leads absolutely no where. then get this homosexual game.
But if you have some sort of intelligence then you won't waste your time on this fucking ga...
|5.||The Root Of All Evil|
A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.
The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.
Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"
Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.
|6.||The Sims 3|
The 3rd installment of The Sims franchise. It is a life-simulation, where you create characters, known as Sims, and live out their lives.more...
You get to choose how your Sim looks, what their personality is, their family size, their house, everything about their lives is created by you. You must also pay attention to your Sim's needs and wants. Needs are what keep your Sims alive and/or well (hunger, bladder, hygiene, etc). Wants are things that your Sims want to do, which you can either acknowledge or deny. Things like trying out fishing, or try a new recipe, etc.
One of the new features in the Sims 3 is the Open Neighbourhood, which basically means you can go from your house to downtown without loading screen. This was not possible in The Sims or The Sims 2.
Now, for some of the bad aspects of The Sims 3.
In general, EA (the The Sims creator) is known for creating MANY expansion packs for The Sims games. They even create "item packs" which are packages of new items like furniture, or hairstyles for Sims, etc.
Even worse, in The Sims 3, they have also implemented this new Sims online store where you buy items with real money over the internet. Many items are purposely taken out of The Sims 3 so that you have to buy them through either the endless expansion packs, or the Sims online store. Honestly, EA loves to take all of it's LOYAL customers' money.
If you want more info. on this game, see
A word that may be used in many situations.
1. To express delight at a situation one has found oneself in/to celebrate a success.
2. To accentuate the punchline of a humourous story.
3. A socially acceptable method of interrupting someone's banal (lame) anecdote, initiating a subject change.
4. To enhance the sense of occation or drama in the execution of simple tasks.
5. A good ice-breaker at parties.
6. A loud exhalt, used to intensify certain martial arts moves.
1. "Dude, I got an A! Kee-aii!"
2. "... and then he told her: "If I want to set your mother's sewing machine on fire; I God-damn will!" Kee-aii! Haha!"
3. Person 1: "... so I took the receipt back to the shop and the cashier was all like:.."
Person 2: "Kee-ai! .. Dude, no one cares. Anyone want to play Tekken 3?
4. "Kee-aii!" (Whilst switching on a kettle).
5. Group of people: <"This song is lame." ... "I can't believe you're drinking Fosters, that stuff is pisswater!" ... "Yeah this is way worse than the last party he threw.">
Host: "Kee-aii! Who wants to see me snort a line of cornflakes?? YEAHHH, PARTYYYY!"
6. "KEE-AII!" (Whilst performing a particularly powerful upper punch at the end of a string of moves).