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Mahela is the dopest mother fucker out there. This is the guy everyone wants to be around. He is chill, outgoing, really funny, and super cute. Mahela loves to party and can be wild at times. Dont get him mad cuz karma is a bitch. He is a social kind of guy. He is also very sweet, caring, and generous. If you have a friend out there with the name mahela, consider your ass a lucky person. Dude, this guy is a total Mahela.
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| 23. | Flintsticking | ||
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The act of bothering a person to a point so that they confront you and tell you to stop saying stuff especially about the House of Blues cause it hurts their feelings Man I was flintsticking this guy so hard he nearly blew a gasket; he grabbed me by my shirt and told me to shut the hell up.
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| 24. | hanukkunt | ||
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An obnoxious, petty, self-centered jewbitch who thinks the world revolves around her. She's often seen during December in malls near jewish-money towns like Cherry Hill, NJ. The hanukkunt is known for insulting anyone who refuses to kiss her feet or trim the corns off her toes, or generally bow down to her superiority complex.
Commonly starts sentences with the whiny voice uttering the phrase "Owww my Gawwwd, this is turrubul..." Clerk: That'll be $48.12 for your purchase today.
Hanukkunt: Oww my Gawwwd, this is turrubul. Why do you people charge so much money. What's wrong with you people?? You should deliver this to my house for that price. You should be ashamed. Clerk (under her breath): What a hanukkunt. |
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| 25. | rice | ||
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Something all the azians know about when it comes to sports related injuries. Coming from SweetPinoy85, this goes out to all the DDR mavericks out there: R - Rest = Make sure to rest the part of your body that hurts. That probably goes without saying. Just don't use the aching body part as much as you normally would.
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I - Ice = As soon as you can, put ice where the pain resides. Ice for 15 mins, then remove the pack for 5. Repeat for a good hour maybe. If you leave the ice on too long, that part of your body will swell up - not good. If iced properly, your heal time will be cut in half. If you don't have ice readily available, then find a way to apply any kind of coldness on the aching area. C - Compression = If bones, joints, or ligaments are injured, make sure to put a wrap or tie something around the afflicted area. This keeps all the inside parts together so that they can't be injured further. I have ACE knee wraps handy while I play just to make sure that nothing gets hurt. If your neck hurts, don't be a dumbass and compress that part of your body. E - Elevation = My favorite part. If your bed is against a wall, this healing process is easy to accomplish. Before you go to sleep, scoot your body up against the wall so that your feet rest on the wall and are raised well above your body (specifically, your heart). Make sure you have something to do for the next 30 mins while your feet lay on the wall (I usually do my reading HW, which takes an hour and allows for a good resting period). While you do this, you'll probably feel the aching blood in your legs drain out - this is a very good thing. After 30 mins (or... |
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| 26. | Hiedy Rattanavongkoth | ||
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1. A person that hurts themselves alot
2. A caring person that jus doesnt give a f*** 3. My punk :) Hiedy i dun like to see you unhappy so dun cry if i dun come this saturday. :)
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| 27. | bush whacked | ||
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When your hair is extremely messy and it looks like a bush of needle dicks smacked you. it hurts!! I am bushwhacked this mornign
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| 28. | fishing | ||
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A pointless sport that involves waiting around for hours with a hook in the water. If a fish gets caught on this hook, the fisher will either throw it back in (I do not understand the reason for injuring an innocent creature only to put it back), eating it (because apparently the taste is worth the death of a harmless creature), or stuffing it and hanging it up on the wall (because everyone loves showing off how big of a creature they can murder and who doesn't like having dead animals lying around the house?). If you wouldn't hook a dog, why hook a fishing? Fishing hurts!
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