|43.||Kurtis and Megan|
If you have a "Kurtis and Megan" relationship this clearly means you have been though it all. the good, the bad and the down right ugly. Alone Kurtis and Megan can be stubborn hard headed people who are both stunningly attractive and have strong personalities. they refuse to take crap from anyone and will not only stand up for them selves but for others when need be. together these two are a power couple. their heads may clash but in the end they know they rather be together than alone. perfectally perfect for each other these two are God's definition of best friends. they talk for hours about nothing...sometimes even make cat noises at each other, it doesn't matter what the situation is they always make it fun. two peas in a pod that come together to make one great bean. all megans are lost with out their kurtis'. true love incarnate, these two need to stay together through the test of time and show that true love does exist.
Megan: Hey Kurt!
Kurtis : meow!
Megan: awwww :) come here so i can rub ur ears!
Megan: Kurtis! :) i just wanted to let you know that I love you dearly and feel so blessed to have you apart of my life. without you at my side i question whether life is worth living but every time i see you i am reminded yes life goes on...always be my best friend...and lover?
Kurtis: I wouldn't miss it for the world...i love you too so much Megan! :)
Kurtis and Megan are perfect lovers
Trolling is the exploration of the contrary. It serves as a primer to ignite the stupidity lying dormant within the zeal of an ideology or proposition.more...
A successful troll can be successful, by adopting a point of view contrary to their own and exploiting its weaknesses before a fellow proponent. A troll knows his enemy by trolling as his enemy.
A good troll plays a polemicist, with the hope of exposing the arrogance and irrationality of his target. A naive and unsuspecting victim is much more likely to deal a statement in absolutes if approached by someone appearing equally vehement of the contrary. A troll must sustain their position, however unlikely or immoral it may be. Ecumenicism does not exist in the world of troll.
In is no coincidence that induction of emotional outbursts in others is a salient feature of successful trolling. Indeed, it has been suggested that this property allows for a redefining of trolling as a critical analysis of human nature by socially deconstructive commentary.
In addition to being a valuable addition to discourse, trolling is a leisurely activity. One who opposes conventional wisdom need not be a revolutionary nor fool, merely a connoisseur of the fruit of uncertainty which gives so many imperious souls the indigestion that is rage.
Just as a witticism is an epigram on the death of a feeling, a successful troll is concluded with an epitaph on the death of a certainty.
|45.||The Meaning of Life|
The meaning of life is to not know the meaning of life. As simple and bland as that may be that is the answer. Whether that means you make your own meaning from there or that it can have a different meaning ( an absolute one, to you, or others) is another question in itself which falls UNDER life's meaning...which is not to know a meaning.more...
So you have an answer and a question (which can't be answered) simultaneously: We cannot know the meaning of life and in regards to that, does it still have a specific meaning or meaning of some kind that we cannot know?
So in essence, the question we want to know should be "why can't we know?" and there are too many questions and contradictions that would come from any reasoning concluded or the actual meaning is beyond our comprehension.
It is not that we all need to be in agreement for the meaning of life to hold true. It is that if that meaning truely is fact it would have to hold true to every person. For this to occur, all would have to be right, some would have to be right, and none would have to be right all at one time.
It is only in not knowing a finite absolute answer that any meaning can really hold true.
The meaning of life and reason for everything because there can be no benefit (no significant purpose) where there is nothing to exist for. Often confused for the feelings that arouse it, love only exists when it actually does something, and can only be as deep as the sacrifice it makes. It is better than the feelings and commitment because those things can die, but actually loving a person means choosing them anyway, which will always leave a base for the feelings and commitment to return. Love is not to be confused with: loneliness - a need to be validated by someone else, lust - a strong passion for sexual release, pride - a self prioritizing and self justifying ego, jealousy - wanting to control another person or thing, or, feeling good, because warm, fuzzy feelings can come from drinking alcohol and broken families know alcohol is definitely not love. Love wants what is best, and so, it does what is best for someone, which often keeps it left out of most marriages because most people will only marry a person who gives them what they want rather than someone who does what is best for them. There is a fine line between love and hate because the only difference between love and hate are the sides on which they stand; "To love good is to hate evil." In the end, love never fails; it is the basis for everything we do and all of our reasons. Love wins.more...
|47.||Violent Passion Surrogate|
The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.
V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.
Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"
Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.
To begin, for those of you who don't know, the word horny stems from Greek myth. The Minotaur was a creature that was half-man and half-bull, existing without a female counterpart and as a complete slave to its own passions. This creature had bull-like horns on his head, hence 'horny'. But that's besides the point.
I hate the word horny because it sounds like a joke, and the feeling it is describing is anything but funny. If you think feeling sexual is funny then there is something seriously wrong with you. Horny sounds like a stupid oaf of a frat boy trying to make himself feel better about the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid in 6 months and that he masturbates 4 times a day as compensation. When you feel ‘horny’ – it’s really the only word for it – the feeling is not like a joke and does not exist like it does on white people sitcoms and teen movies. It’s like a surge of sexuality and life and need. Or maybe that’s just me, or maybe all those people who actively use the word horny are just too stupid to realize what’s wrong with it.
"Fuck man, I'm so drunk and horny."
THE XX-MANAFESTO IS THE SINGLE MOST GREATEST BOOK EVER TO COME OUT OF GOLDMAN UNION CAMP INSTITUTE. IT COMSISTS OF A POOR SOUL(S) WHO GOT SCREWED BY THE FEMALE. THE XX-MANAFESTO IS A WARNING TO ALL MEN THAT MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM HELL. HERE NOW IS THE XX-MANAFESTO...more...
Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell
The XX Manifesto
1. Any of three females will set out on a mischievous task after meeting you. The tasks make you fall in love helplessly with them. It’s all a game.
2. Given the opportunity, a female will not hesitate to turn into a weasel in a shameful attempt to cover her own follies.
4. In the event that your best friends meet your new-found “goddess”, beware. For she will promptly transform into the puppeteer, making your friends mindless drones functioning solely based on libido. (See #16-The Grand Inquisitor)
5. A female will rarely present a statement free of bias. Opinion will always creep into her explanation of everything.
7. Put in a new situation (i.e. camp) in which other friends have been involved for several years, the “newbie bitch” will immediately assume she has the right to annihilate any and all bonds previously created.
8. Shortly thereafter, said “newbie bitch” will deface male property under the false pretense of superior ownership.
9. In the event that you become warped into a scapegoat, the female’s once affectionate family will lose any and all respect, care, and compassion towards you.
10. When yo...