| 995. | what..? | ||
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a phrase used when 1. you're honestly confused 2. you like to make people feel stupid 3. a rather rude way to tell someone to leave you the fuck alone. 4. you're freaking out. in the inside of course. 1. them: hey i just curb stomped that ice cream sasquatch mothafucka to the ground! take that you pencil shaped fish!
you: what..? 2. them: hey dude remember last night? awh that was so damn crazy when you're mom took her pants off! you: what..? 3. them: hey them: hey them: hey them: what's up? them: hello? them: you there? them: i know you wanna hook up you like always talk to me!! you: what..? 4. them: hey..so my fish just died..i know you guys were pretty tight and all and you might take this pretty hard..i'm really sorry dude. tre is thinking of you in the big ocean in the sky. promise. you: what..? |
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| 996. | delta force | ||
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a branch of the us army (who are gun crazed pussies any way), what seppurates Delta force from the other pussies is that they are trained by the british SAS and are basicly their bitches, they are cannon fodder and dont relise that the 'role' they play is just to distract the enermy while the SAS do all the hard work! SAS officer: 'right this what you have to do...' *lists plan*
Delta force solder: 'okay sir' *bum licks* *takes squad to the frount line* SAS officer: 'good now that the suck ups have gone, lets get the real mission done!' |
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| 997. | get this bitch a trail-map | ||
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the phrase called out when a female insubordinate fails recognize what is going on is a certian situation. Female: Whats flip-cup?
Male: Someone get this bitch a trail-map |
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| 998. | Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? | ||
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A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller. *phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? Telemarketer: Uh... *Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again* Alternate response: *phone rings* Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? Receiver's friend/Caller: Black. Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade. *argument about if black is a color* |
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| 999. | this bitch | ||
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A term used when someone is pissing you off, or has said something so stupid you don't know what to think. When describing "This Bitch" you will more than often say it in a high pitched voice, making you sound squeaky, and hard to understand. Jazmine: I can't believe she slept with him, she's only fourteen years old!!
Savannah: That Hoe! Veronica Sanchez: He didn't even cum inside of me:D!!! Savannah: This Bitch!! |
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| 1000. | this guy | ||
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a way of saying no he didn't; oh wow; i can't belive you just did or said that: what you said was funny. A: I was like "why are you here....nobody likes you?"
B: Oh wow....this guy. |
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