| 29. | Abercrombie | ||
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An expensive line of clothing most oftne worn by college studetns, but occasionally worn by thirty somethings who are in somewhat decent shape. A lot of the thirty something females are hot for their age, know it, and wear these clothes to show it. They are what we call a Milf, or what I call a midds} (mother I did doggy style). She 37, hot as hell, has three kids, but I would do her abercrombie style.
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| 30. | nenehooterhead | ||
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Derived form the word "nene" which can mean "baby", or "loved one". Mixed with a few drinks, makes nenehooterhead. which can be a person, or "nene", who causes some disrupt for a large group of people or for just a person. Generally used when playing poker, or something that is, in any way, competitive. "You are a genuine nenehooterhead for winnig thirty dollars off that bet!"
"Mike is a real nenehooterhead" "Stupid nenehooterhead" |
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| 31. | Big Blue Bus | ||
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Its the bus that goes from the Palisades to Santa Monica. Its a SoCal thing to know. Other places think that it means something like The Short Bus but their just pullin that outta their asses.
~West-West Y'all~ The Big Blue Bus comes every thirty minutes, so we'll def. have a ride to Santa Monica.
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| 32. | Starbucks single | ||
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Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship. Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.
Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles. My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out. |
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| 33. | nigerian scam | ||
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when you get an email from someone in Nigeria, who pretends to have been involved in some sort of coup de etat or related to some bigwig or something and says he's got the loot and needs a place to hide it, like your bank account and then they butter you up saying they got your name because you are known to be honest or some shit. They talk all weird and foreign and misspell stuff, to make you think that THEY are the gullible one.
They offer you a couple of million to store the ten million or so and then when you bite, they try to get your bank account info so they can steal your identity. If you are stupid enough, they'll have you writing them checks (or "advance fees") and they'll just keep stringing you along saying something went wrong and send more money. Worst case scenario: they get you to fly over there. Never do that. Once you are in their clutches, you're, well, in their clutches. Nigerian scam letter:
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Dear Sir: First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD. The source of this fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N). However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. Hence we are writing you this letter.We have agreed to share the money thus: 70% for us (the officials) 20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you) 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses. A SUITABLE ... |
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| 34. | tl, dr | ||
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Something so goddamned long, you sure as hell ain't gonna read it. I rode the same school bus from K through 8. I hated that bus. I was the very last person to get on and it was completely packed by the time it got around to me. There was never a place to sit and when there was, it was usually next to some torturous wretch who filtered through the muck of the Missouri river. What followed was generally thirty minutes of foul odor, beaver-trapping stories and a complete overload of my nervous system. No wonder I had anxiety issues.
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That all changed starting with my freshman year. For some bizarre reason, the bus routes were completely overhauled. I can only guess now, looking back with my jaundiced eye, that this was due to some sort of financial situation. Whatever the cause, I was elated. Not only was I the exact first person on the bus, but my best friend, Joe rode the same bus. As luck would have it, we were the two oldest kids riding. All of this meant that we got the coveted back seats, where we ruled with an iron fist. Actually, there could be worse tyrants. Hitler killed umpteen-million people. All we did was offer little girls candy to come sit with us. Of course, being raised by good parents, they never accepted. However, being the fair individuals we were, we would usually give them the candy anyway. Unfortunately for Helen and Mandy, they always seemed to get forced toward the back of the bus, where Joe and I sat waiting with our Brach's cinnamon discs at the ready. Did we ever once get thanked for our astonishing gene... |
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| 35. | urban crawler | ||
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An thirty-something or older woman, who is the end of or post-baby boom. Grew up in free love with a great body that is hitting the skids from self indulgence. Engages in starvation and drugs rather than going to the gym. Creeps for males that have a hot body and no mind of their own, making the mark easy.She spends her money on boob jobs and buying drinks to find any young guy that will stroke her ego. Dresses on the trashy side and conducts herself like a ho'.
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