The study of the social issues of thirstiness; the ongoing effort to find ways to counteract the detrimental effects of thirst: neediness, attention-whoring, paper-chasing, overt eagerness, creeping, and desperateness. A professional thirstologist has a responsibility to educate the public on how to avoid quenching thirst by cupcaking or simping.
I need to pick up some knowledge on thirstology, cuz this hoe text me like 15 times in the last minute.
Joebob walk through the desert for miles and miles, then out of no where he found a free lemonade stand and took the juge and DRANK THAT SUCKER DOWN!! Then he gave the biggest thirstasigh in his life
a bitch who needs MORE than one bottle of mtn dew to go with their plate of food when they go to their room to turn in for the night
“i’m a fatass. wait, no, i’m a thirstass. only if i like cuddle carry this (potential) second bottle of mountain dew with me though. the first one that’s almost gone already is fine”