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thirstology 

The study of the social issues of thirstiness; the ongoing effort to find ways to counteract the detrimental effects of thirst: neediness, attention-whoring, paper-chasing, overt eagerness, creeping, and desperateness. A professional thirstologist has a responsibility to educate the public on how to avoid quenching thirst by cupcaking or simping.
I need to pick up some knowledge on thirstology, cuz this hoe text me like 15 times in the last minute.
thirstology by bigmikeakathebizz January 17, 2013

thirstasigh 

a big sigh u give after a large and quienchfull drink
Joebob walk through the desert for miles and miles, then out of no where he found a free lemonade stand and took the juge and DRANK THAT SUCKER DOWN!! Then he gave the biggest thirstasigh in his life

Thirstslap 

Thirst trapped so hard you get shocked
"Damn she hot. i just got thirstslapped"
Thirstslap by dilflord November 30, 2022

Thirstometer

The mental device that all men possess that is able to determine if he should go near a girl or not by judging her thirst level.
"Man, Candace was at the party last night and my thirstometer was going crazy!"

thirstass 

a bitch who needs MORE than one bottle of mtn dew to go with their plate of food when they go to their room to turn in for the night
“i’m a fatass. wait, no, i’m a thirstass. only if i like cuddle carry this (potential) second bottle of mountain dew with me though. the first one that’s almost gone already is fine

My Blade Thirsts 

The coolest guy in the world, this guy is like ownage. I mean he couldn't get any better.
Wow your so awesome! Your almost like My Blade Thirsts!

Wow your sweet, almost as sweet as My Blade Thirsts!
My Blade Thirsts by Thomas April 2, 2004