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The study of the social issues of thirstiness; the ongoing effort to find ways to counteract the detrimental effects of thirst: neediness, attention-whoring, paper-chasing, overt eagerness, creeping, and desperateness. A professional thirstologist has a responsibility to educate the public on how to avoid quenching thirst by cupcaking or simping.
I need to pick up some knowledge on thirstology, cuz this hoe text me like 15 times in the last minute.
by bigmikeakathebizz January 17, 2013