thirstiful 

When one feels thirsty and full simultaneously.

"I've drunk so much water and my stomach feels as though I could not drink another drop, but my thirst is still not quite quenched."
"Ah, you're thirstiful."

thirstiful by Charding July 15, 2015

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

Pizza Thirsties by Kraddel March 16, 2009

thirstiest 

Thirstiest (root word: Thirsty): The slutiest of sluts, to be thirsty is to be in need of a baller or a male/female with money to quench your desires. Thirstiest is to be the creme de la creme of whores, in appearance and attitude... WATCH OUT FOR THESE HOES! LOL

Man I saw the #thirstiest chicks out downtown Detroit tonight WTF is goin on??

thirstiest by Mr. MoTown August 1, 2011

thirsties 

Singular: Thirsty

Plural: A group of men or women desperately trying to get the attention, admiration, or love of a member of the opposite sex.

Answering machine message:

"Hello. You have reached Lola. I am not home. But for all of you THIRSTIES out there, leave me a message and I'll call you back."

thirsties by Khari Shabazz December 23, 2009

Thirstinomics 

The branch of study dedicated to the analysis of the production, consumption, dissemination of thirst generating content. (ex: Thirst-traps, Onlyfans content, general e-thottery, etc)

The secret to her becoming successful on OnlyFans was her mastery of thirstinomics.

Thirstinomics by Salvaged_DLC March 11, 2022

thirstifying 

thirstifying-(adv.) an action or series of actions that cause one a sensation of thirst; to make thirsty

all this running is very thirstifying

thirstifying by badum psh November 1, 2009

Thirstified 

To be well hydrated.

I am very hydrated; I am thirstified

Thirstified by Tatortot316 September 18, 2017