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Third Person Stalker 

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
Third Person Stalker by cweeks March 30, 2010

Third person mode 

When you have been so wasted because of heavy drinking, that next morning or even next week you have to gather information from outside sources about what the hell have you done or said, and where the hell have you been.
It feels like you have been controlled by some outside forces when you later start to recall what might have happened.
After twenty-ish tequilas I must have gone Third person mode cause I don't have a slightest clue why I woke up in the middle of Sweden???

Last night the booze must have taken control of me or something. Shit, I switched to Third person mode again. I hope next time somebody would shut me down before that happens...

Third Person Game 

A game where Two people attracted to each other, who do not know if the attraction is mutual, try to force the other to admit to their attraction.
Especially where they both admit they are into "someone" and continue to describe each other as the "someone".
Girl:"well I'm really into this guy at the moment"
Guy:"do I know him?"
Girl:"yeah, you would know him"
Guy:"Does he go to my college?"
Girl:"yes"
(Eventually)
Guy:"are we playing the Third Person Game?"
Third Person Game by Caps-Lach February 27, 2010

third person journaling 

Writing down the things one is experiencing, thinking, and feeling as being those a character in a fictitious story is experiencing.
"Third person journaling" allows one to detach oneself from oneself and perceive and express things differently and more objectively than when writing about oneself.

Third person creeping

action of creeping over someone else's shoulder
my "friend" was third person creeping when i was looking at my sisters fb page.

third person theatrics 

The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.
Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed