|932.||Portage la Prairie|
The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.more...
Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.
Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
Anoka is a pretty unique town. Tucked in the suburbs about 30 minutes north of the cities. It's common to pass through anoka on highway 10 on your way to St. Cloud. Anoka is Halloween capital of the world (dont trust me? google that shit.) The rum river runs behind anoka high school, know there for an eclectic population of students; The goth kids hide in the library and play magic, the ethnic kids crowd the front doors of the main commons, the fake chicks that chill in front of the deca mart, and the various other clicks of hicks, g's, emos, and yaddas slathered throughout the school. Everyone tends to cling to one clique or another at Anoka. Kids get bored real easy. Drinking is a sport, drugs are recreational, taco night is a must.more...
The high school looks like a concrete prison with a waffle ceiling on the inside. We hold some classes in trailers and some in the barns behind the school. The "free lot" is where the kids smoke cigs.
Anoka hot spots and activities: the aquatic center, rocket park, cruising main street late at night, streaking during football games, fireworks in the main commons, wave pool, crooked lake, third layer, grand slam, .... the variety.
The rum river dam runs through main street. There is a little stone hut just south of the dam. And a retired amphitheater they should really restore.
If you are from Anoka you understand the irony in our catch phrase, "Stay classy, be classy, act classy, Anoka."
Buck Fosh is an pg-rated way of saying FUCK BOSH, mostly used by Toronto Raptors fans also used by those who don't support the Miami Heat or Chris Bosh. The F and the B from Fuck Bosh are switched so it says Buck Fosh.
Why is Bosh hated by Raptor fans and other fans? cause he's an attention whore!
Bosh is now with the Miami CHeat, playing as the third wheel :) he was never a franchise player and he's really soft, oh yeah his FLOPS are so obvious. He's the Ru Paul of big men.
ESPN on TV: Chris Bosh will join the Miami Cheat
Raptors fan: yaayy he's gonee waitt the heat? wait what are we gonna get back?
Chris Bosh interviewed: I feltt like i was a wolf in a cagee andd like i need attention you know? cause in Toronto you cant get attention !
Raptors fan: Vince carter?
Chris Bosh Interviewed: Im an anttention whore
ESPN report: Raptors will get miami heats protected first round pick and thier own pick back
Raptors fan: man FUCK BOSH we got nothing from this :(
Raptors fan's mom: heyy watch your language!!
Raptors fan: sorry mom :( fine....Buck Fosh!!! :)
Raptors fan's mom: Buck Fosh?
Raptors fan: yup Buck Fosh :)
during the ejaculation of a man by way of oral sex, the prevention of a woman, man or other to pull ones head off the ejaculating penis by pushing their head down continuously from behind with the foot of a third party on the back of the head
No Bubba i don't mind going second, the rattlesnake buffet has really improved brake timing with my work commute.
A politically safe way to describe the culture of any given third world country, regardless of how culturally impoverished the country may actually be.
Lesotho has a rich culture. Come to think of it, so does Yemen.
A jealous obsession felt by the few who, when around their friends who all have iPhones, have a fear of missing out on the many advantageous entertainment methods an iPhone has to offer over 'ye olde mobiles'.
(Two friends sitting on the same couch playing 'Words with Friends'...whilst a third friend sits in between, only with his primitive 'button phone' to keep him entertained)
Friend 1 (iPhone): Bullshit, there's no way what you just sent is a word, you made that up!....(enters a reply word to Friend 2). Suck on this fgt!
Friend 2 (iPhone): Haha you idiot, you're guessing this shit as much as I am!
Friend 3 (Non-iPhone): -_- (wondering wtf is going on) ...man I got some serious iFomo.
One who, through browsing 4chan or other related and similar material and have discovered the joys of anonymity, has picked up the unfortunate habit of calling every one else a "fag" of some description. This habit often lures fellow 4-fags into labelling the original 4-fag as a "fag" too, which inevitably leads to one big loop of slandering each other and every one else. Would probably be looked upon as a serious insult by most 4chan followers, due to the similarity in sounds to "fur-fag".
A close variant is 4-tards, here substituting "tard" or "retard" in place of "fag". Others would also claim a third category of "Anoni-fags", which would be those who would use the Anonymous name just to insult some one in much the same way as a 4-fag would.
As a matter of fact, this probably counts as 4-faggotry, just by posting this. Damn...
God, I wish that 4-fag would stop posting those shitty comments on my youtube videos.