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A lesser known Calculus term, literally meaning a sudden change in acceleration, or a "jerk".
School Playground Bully: "Shut the fuck up and gimme yo money. And yo lunch, nigga."
Poor Playground Nerd: "Um, no hey! YOU shut up, you third derivative!"
<School Playground Bully runs away squealing like a little girl.>
by Leah November 25, 2003
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a calculus term also called "the jerk"; it is a nerdy way to tell someone off.
person one: "you smell like feet."

person two: "Golly, person one, you can be such a third derivative."
by Kimfinn April 30, 2008
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