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think tank 

1)An organization that attempts to use creativity and higher levels of cognition to help to make the world a better place.
2)A place where neo-conservatives remove their brains and place them in a pot of boiling water. The results are then eaten just before the participants go on talk shows. Sometimes the hosts are even brought a small plate of the delicacy before the taping, to help them concentrate. Lou Dobbs is reportedly a big fan, while Bill O'Reilly does not partake. The hellfire burning in his belly is eternal, and does not need replenishment.
1)We formed a think tank to solve the problem of global warming, but thought it might be more fun to take our Escalades and Hummers out for a spin around the capitol building.
2)Before they prepared my frontal cortex for the think tank, the procedure was explained to me. They remove the areas of critical thinking, and leave only rage and the speech centers. I didn't mind, as these areas had atrophied years ago. Lip-smackin' good!
think tank by Pantaloon January 17, 2008

Australian Think Tank 

Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.
Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank

Think Tank 

Conference room that is used more often to have sex in than actually come up with ideas for the company.
Guy#1: Wow i can't believe Jason choked in the Think Tank.

Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.
Think Tank by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011

think tank 

A think tank is a research institute or other organization providing advice and ideas on problems of policy, commerce, and military interest, and are often associated with military laboratories, corporations, academia, or other institutions. Usually this term refers specifically to organizations which support multi-disciplinary theorists and intellectuals who endeavor to produce analysis or policy recommendations.
Contrary to popluar belief, a think tank is not mutually exclusive to any political party and/or organization. Media reflection makes it seem that conservatives/Republicans use think tanks more than liberals/Democrats only because conservative think tanks have far more press releases.
think tank by LizDay December 28, 2005

Anti-think tank 

Refers to a conservative website or agency which has an official or technical-sounding name, but turns out to contain biased information.

The website will generally not advocate researching the topic for oneself, and contain many references to "liberals," "the liberal agenda," "liberal bias," and the like.

The articles on the website will usually speak against Democrats, progressive reformers and grassroots activists.
"Did you hear about that guy from the Media Research Center on Glenn Beck's show the other day?"

"Yeah, I looked him up--turns out his agency is another anti-think tank."
Anti-think tank by Dantea August 14, 2009

thinkwanking 

Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.

Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
thinkwanking by Tulip_Man April 20, 2009