think of the children

The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.

The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!

think of the children by Another Wordy Oddball August 12, 2007

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere

Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!

Think of the children by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

Think of my vagina as a vase by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

Think of the children by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

Think of a big black man chasing you

From the anime ghost stories hajime was trying to get keiichirou to run faster to defeat the bullies💪

Keiichirou: panting and runnig
Hanjime: “ THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU

Think of a big black man chasing you by Ilikeerenscock May 22, 2022

Think of Gay! 

A phrase to describe a method of delaying premature ejaculation. Basically, it entails thinking about an ugly bastard of a ginger so you dont blow too soon.

Oh crap, I'm gonna cum too soon if I don't do something about it. I know, I'll think of Gay!

Think of Gay! by Stranger in Moscow April 21, 2011

think of you fondly 

In all likelihood the weakest phrase connoting affection in the English Language...right up there with "all the same to me if you were never born"

Husband: "I miss you honey"
Wife: "oh yeah, I think of you fondly"

think of you fondly by Poobunny May 29, 2016