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Lie back and think of England

'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable sex, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.

Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
No matter geographical location, 'England' should always be used- don't go about saying 'lie back and think of 'Murica' or 'lie back and think of India'. People will think you're a right ninny.
Sue: Ugh, Brian's convinced me to sleep with him tonight.

Anna: You'll be fine... Just get it over with. Lie back and think of England.
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lie on your back and think of england 

face it, you're gonna get screwed.
when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.

I think I will be back 

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again
Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

il think about it and get back to you 

no
person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 

Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

poppin' this thing back 

when you twerk most likely with the freddy filter or another filter
timmy:poppin' this thing back
jimmy:werk *throws five bucks*

dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat 

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school
The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat