July 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.
1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.
2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.
3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.
i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.
geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.
|3.||Mt. Bachelor Academy|
A theraputic boarding school located about 25.6 miles outside of prinville oregon. Ages range from 14-18 years of age. A Place that has workshops that your forced to be in and if you leave your at the program longer. food and sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, mental abuse and cruel punishment and forced embarrisment. Where your yelled at for being a piece of shit and a drunk. A place that makes you feel like shit.A place that lies to the parents of the students and says your student is great here and deny every bad thing there ever said to you. A place where kids who go there are put through so much shit. A place where you cant help but be depressed. A place where they bribe you with food and candy and a fire in the fire place to say good things about them to the investigators and parents.A place where your yelled at constantly and have power hungrey staff taking your clothes from you because they think there inapropriate when its just a plain white t-shirt. A place who rips your friends away from you when there the only thing you got and makes it to where you cant talk to them. A threating, abusive, misguiding place. Youll meet the best friends of your life there, but when you dont expect it, there gone. because of the staff.more...
A place where your put down for being you. A place i went to and will never forgive.
|4.||Bachelor of Cannabis|
Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
|5.||come get your clock|
expression made popular by Flavor Flav and the realtity dating show Flavor of Love Flavor is known for wearing a huge clock necklace and rewards the girls that he is keeping by presenting them with there own clock and saying "Come get your clock".
"Bootz you know what time it is, come get your clock"
1.) noun: An exceptionally intelligent individual, usually well educated and well read.
From the novel Big Fred, by Robert Schark: Morris Thinkasaurus.
1.) "Being a thinkasaurus, Mark had no trouble earning two Bachelor's degrees before twenty-two years of age."
2.) Morris Thinkasaurus
A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker
"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."