Also known as a "silent but deadly". The Thin Whistler is the hot, stingy flatulence that usually occurs after a spicy meal. It is “thin” as a result of the straw size diameter your anus achieves while evacuating the “whistle” of fresh, hellish, doom. The Thin Whistler is especially unique because of its reputation for lingering in the room that it was deployed in. Wallpaper has been know to curl off the walls whilst innocent flowers frown.
My anus just melted from the sheer heat that came off that thin whistler.