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22.
In English english, stupid, not very bright.
George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc
by doc Johnson October 16, 2003
 
23.
thick, as in thickness of the skull, meaning the person is very stupid. Word is used to say someone else is stupid.
Dude, your so thick.

No it isn't you retard, are you thick or something?
by noob_cakez February 07, 2009
 
24.
1. really cool or dumb. 2. many or hard. 3.big
your very thick today
by jack bobby/ November 23, 2007
 
25.
A Person Is Dumb, Stupid Or Does Not Understand Something Simple
You Are Thick!
by Cjam September 11, 2012
 
26.
A nice woman with slim waist fat ass n tight skin. Not skinny but no fat! But some fat girls think that they r thick. Its not an excuse for fat ladys! lmao!
Damn,that bitch says she's thick,but she is fat as hell!
by Kittie Kat Doll October 07, 2006
 
27.
someone who is either dumb or stupid far from sickage
and\or have no idea.
dude one: did you hear about the guy who doesn't know what a pimp is

dude 2: yeah he is so thick

dude one: I know
by Melsy October 14, 2005
 
28.
1. a stupid oaf.

Thick people are really blonde and are incredibly annoying.
shit, that billy character is really thick eh?
by Lambda November 13, 2004