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43.
Euphemism for 'FAT at as a goddamn cow.' A very very fat cow.
My wife is a thick woman.

(People often describe themselves as "thick" in personal ads.)
by el filosofo May 17, 2010
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15.
a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 January 07, 2010
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16.
Stupid, lacking in common sense
he's as thick as two short planks
by mike mike mike. July 31, 2009
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17.
derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)
Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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18.
stupid, unintelligent, daft. someone who is thick (ie. stupid) is called a thicko.
guy: *walks into lampost*
guys friend: ur thick. thicko!
by taluulah-belle April 19, 2006
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19.
1. Stupid person
2. To become angry
Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.
by bart September 23, 2004
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20.
stupid or daft
she's superfine, yes - but thick as a brick
by anonymous March 04, 2002
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