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9.
1. a word used to describe a female who may be defined by health charts as "overweight," but still attracts mad guys because the weight is in the right places (hips, buttocks, and breasts) a female with too much weight in the wrong places (like a huge gut stomach, or double/triple chins) would just be considered fat
2. a word used to describe someone who is dumb or slow-witted, as in "thick skull," meaning information has a hard time getting through to their brain
1. wow, that woman is thick, i want to freak her!
2. why are you pushing the door when it says pull, you're thick!
by Vee Dizzle September 19, 2007
 
43.
Something Fat girls call themselves, something skinny girls wish they could call themselves.
Girl 1 : "Damn Im thick, check out these these hips"
Boy 1: Damn she fat, check out them fat rolls.
by cajmonet91 January 28, 2011
 
44.
Euphemism for 'FAT at as a goddamn cow.' A very very fat cow.
My wife is a thick woman.

(People often describe themselves as "thick" in personal ads.)
by el filosofo May 17, 2010
 
45.
Term used when there are a large amount of people in one place, usually a party or a club.
Your party was gettin thick 'til the five-O showed up... everybody rolled out then.
by holla April 15, 2003
 
46.
a short and fat girl who is always is in a rush. she pushes you if you get in her way. she is short and fat. lets just say you don't want to get in her way. she also has an acomplise named little thick its her little sister and when their to get her its over.
watch out thick is coming down the hall.
man look at thick blow through everyone.
by theasjdhskfdk May 17, 2008
 
47.
Not Fat and not skinny
They got some thick girls on that web-site bigbootyclub.com
by Maurice November 15, 2003
 
48.
A word that, unfortunately, is now most often used as a euphemism for fat by heavy chicks. Which is a shame since a truly thick woman is undoubtedly a beautiful sight.
Sarah: "So what if I tipped the scale this week? I'm thick, that's all!"
Sarah is 300 pounds...
by Submitter of Words June 26, 2011
 
49.
The act of something being hard.
'Ahh miss, I can't do this question, it's too thick'

Person A: Hi dude, will you punch up this guy for me.
Person B: Yeh man, sure.
*Punches the guy up*
Person A: Wow man, you are totally thick.
by Greentea1 July 09, 2009