1. a word used to describe a female who may be defined by health charts as "overweight," but still attracts mad guys because the weight is in the right places (hips, buttocks, and breasts) a female with too much weight in the wrong places (like a huge gut stomach, or double/triple chins) would just be considered fat
2. a word used to describe someone who is dumb or slow-witted, as in "thick skull," meaning information has a hard time getting through to their brain
1. wow, that woman is thick, i want to freak her!
2. why are you pushing the door when it says pull, you're thick!
(adj.) 1. It means you fat, but it means I like it.
"Daw, check da 5. I like 'em thick like dat."
"Nah cuh, dat hoe is oh-bese."
someone who is either dumb or stupid far from sickage
and\or have no idea.
dude one: did you hear about the guy who doesn't know what a pimp is
dude 2: yeah he is so thick
dude one: I know
1. a stupid oaf
Thick people are really blonde
and are incredibly annoying.
shit, that billy character is really thick eh?
A person (usually a guy) who doesn't take hints.
"I was totally trying to flirt with Jacob but he didn't realize. He's so thick!"
A woman who appears to be pregnant. She is thick with a child inside of her. A pregnant woman
Damn, why you so THICK? That better not be my child!
a nice way to say "your fat but with enough alcohol....."
person 1: whos that girl your with?
person 2: oh her (points to fat girl) shes "thick",but good for a all nigher when i wasted.
person 1: haha yeah shes huge
Def !: Used in the UK as a way of calling someone stupid. More recently used in the USA.
Def 2: Traditionally used in information security and telecommunications related to a 10Base5 thicker coaxial cable. Also known as THICKNET. It is longer than ThinNet and is more resistant to electrical interference (NOISY ENVIRONMENTS). Non-techno savvy people use the word THICK with the double-entendre above when the telecommunications and information security gurus hack in and think they don't know the victim is aware of it.
Def 1: He went to university and could recite scientific principals but learnt nothing about life, he must be as THICK as two planks.
Def 2: The telecommunications guy and a rather dodgy neighbor both believe that woman doesn't know they're phreaking her or using the back door to her computer. Gosh, they must be THICK.