1. a word used to describe a female who may be defined by health charts as "overweight," but still attracts mad guys because the weight is in the right places (hips, buttocks, and breasts) a female with too much weight in the wrong places (like a huge gut stomach, or double/triple chins) would just be considered fat
2. a word used to describe someone who is dumb or slow-witted, as in "thick skull," meaning information has a hard time getting through to their brain
1. wow, that woman is thick, i want to freak her!
2. why are you pushing the door when it says pull, you're thick!
by Vee Dizzle September 19, 2007
A Person Is Dumb, Stupid Or Does Not Understand Something Simple
You Are Thick!
by Cjam September 11, 2012
attractively fat
damn she's thick booty thighs boobs hips small waist
by ash12345678912793 October 18, 2010
1. Stupid person
2. To become angry
Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.
by bart September 23, 2004
Thick is a descriptor of a woman. It lets you know that she is not slim, and may be of above average weight or just a bigger build than normal. Thick does not mean fat or even chubby, it's the step between "average" and "chubby" and is not a bad thing.
"So how is that girl that wants to hook up with me?"

"Well, she's a brunette, nice face, a little thick, nice ass."
by chigumantis June 27, 2009
Def !: Used in the UK as a way of calling someone stupid. More recently used in the USA.

Def 2: Traditionally used in information security and telecommunications related to a 10Base5 thicker coaxial cable. Also known as THICKNET. It is longer than ThinNet and is more resistant to electrical interference (NOISY ENVIRONMENTS). Non-techno savvy people use the word THICK with the double-entendre above when the telecommunications and information security gurus hack in and think they don't know the victim is aware of it.
Def 1: He went to university and could recite scientific principals but learnt nothing about life, he must be as THICK as two planks.

Def 2: The telecommunications guy and a rather dodgy neighbor both believe that woman doesn't know they're phreaking her or using the back door to her computer. Gosh, they must be THICK.
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
A nice woman with slim waist fat ass n tight skin. Not skinny but no fat! But some fat girls think that they r thick. Its not an excuse for fat ladys! lmao!
Damn,that bitch says she's thick,but she is fat as hell!
by Kittie Kat Doll October 07, 2006
1. a stupid oaf.

Thick people are really blonde and are incredibly annoying.
shit, that billy character is really thick eh?
by Lambda November 13, 2004

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