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10.
1. a word used to describe a female who may be defined by health charts as "overweight," but still attracts mad guys because the weight is in the right places (hips, buttocks, and breasts) a female with too much weight in the wrong places (like a huge gut stomach, or double/triple chins) would just be considered fat
2. a word used to describe someone who is dumb or slow-witted, as in "thick skull," meaning information has a hard time getting through to their brain
1. wow, that woman is thick, i want to freak her!
2. why are you pushing the door when it says pull, you're thick!
by Vee Dizzle September 19, 2007
 
15.
a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 January 07, 2010
 
16.
Stupid, lacking in common sense
he's as thick as two short planks
by mike mike mike. July 31, 2009
 
17.
derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)
Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.
by Jake January 30, 2004
 
18.
stupid, unintelligent, daft. someone who is thick (ie. stupid) is called a thicko.
guy: *walks into lampost*
guys friend: ur thick. thicko!
by taluulah-belle April 19, 2006
 
19.
1. Stupid person
2. To become angry
Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.
by bart September 23, 2004
 
20.
stupid or daft
she's superfine, yes - but thick as a brick
by Anonymous March 04, 2002
 
21.
attractively fat
damn she's thick booty thighs boobs hips small waist
by ash12345678912793 October 18, 2010