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1. thick'ums
One who is thick, beautiful, smart, funny, witty, intellegent, and who knows how to shake what her mama gave her to get a man.
I am THE Thick'ums, bow down minions!
2. Thick
The perfect ass, a buttox with the perfect shape, giggle, and firmness. A rear end with no dimples or deformaties, and no cellulite. Thick does not mean fat ass. it means the perfect sized ass. one that is big yet not to big and of healthy looking and feelingness. Yes this is the word for an ass that when you see it you feel complete and as if you are ready to die happy. Thick is what you call the perfect ass. some people go there whole life without seeing a thick ass but i have and i am on the prowl to get the thickness. And i will. its a matter of time. Thick is king.
Vida Guerra's ass
or kvgs
Goddam vida has a the thickest ass, it is so thick!
by thick hunter Sep 3, 2005 add a video
3. half-struck one o'clock
Term used in the North of England to denote a lack of mental capacity. One of a genre of epithets signifying that a person is 'not all there'.
By 'eck, that cousin of yours acts half-struck one o'clock.
It isn't an act. She really is thick.
4. tricky thick
A description of the human body (usually female) that lies around the thin line between thick (usually a neutral/positive term) and fat (usually a negative term), particularly when certain angles/pictures show one as having a desirably curvaceous figure while others make one seem fat.

Sometimes Mariah Carey looks thick, othertimes she's just chubby; she's tricky thick.
5. thick girl
THICK GIRL:
(thiK gûrl) adj.
1. A word comming from modern Black Pop Culture. It is simply defined as one (female of the negroid race) with a large buttox. Also, one who does not have acces fat, but is not skinny either (again a female if hte begroid race).
A good description of a so called "thick girl" was made by Cornell Haynes, Jr. who also goes by the name of "Nelly". The reference to the word was made in his song: RIDE WITH ME from the ALBUM Country Grammer. He refers to a "thick girl" as "Her measurements were 36-25-34".
Thick Girl : Her measurements were 36-25-34. (Cornell Haynes, Jr.)
6. pretty-thick
A girl with a pretty face, but also saddled with a "thick" frame.
Katherine McPhee is really pretty-thick.
7. Thick as two shits
An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
'John, you're as thick as two shits'
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