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wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist 

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
That massage therapist just saved my life!
massage therapist by alliresa September 27, 2008

Respiratory therapist 

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems
If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

Thravish 

To thravish something means to destroy something but in a good way. It can also used to describe physical damage to something. However, its most popular use means to completely dominate and screw a girl really well in bed.
Instead of saying f*cked the shit out of her last night, you can say, "I thravished that ass last night."

Other examples:

My goodness I'm so hungry. I'm about to thravish this pizza.

Omg she's hot! She would get soooo thravished!

You see a car accident where a car is totaled. You say, "omg that car got thravished!"
Thravish by Crazy Square June 24, 2011

Therapist 

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.
Therapist by Chase C June 6, 2005

Therapist 

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.
People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.
Therapist by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021