(n) (1) A rowdy group of homosexual
men who enjoy drinking warm natural light followed by drunken assplay
. (2) The weakest frat at UT. (3) Straight up bati
A fraternity based on leadership and charisma, achieved only by the finest gentleman which succeed in all aspects of academia and social life. What every fraternity aspires to be.
"Goddamn, Theta Chi's run shit on campus"
"Why does every sorority love Theta Chi so much?"
Home of Charlie and Laserhawk.
I chilled with Charlie and Laserhawk last night in the basement of Theta Chi.
home of the best beer pong players at the University of Texas
OX1: Im almost getting bored of beer pong. I cant find anyone else to beat.
OX2: did you try phi psi's or any of the other sucks fraternitys?
OX1: ya i beat all those guys so many times my head hurts
A fraternity comprised of mostly faux-elitist queens that tend to rope in a few decent recruits under the guise of being "gentlemanly".
If you don't go to an Ivy League school, but would like to pretend you do, pledge theta chi. They are the only fraternity that will take you seriously in that sweater vest.
Theta Chi: "You see how I didn't take advantage of that slovenly drunk girl last night? Only a true gentleman would do such a thing."
Normal Guy: "You're not a gentleman, you're a closet case."