OX2: did you try phi psi's or any of the other sucks fraternitys?
OX1: ya i beat all those guys so many times my head hurts
"Why does every sorority love Theta Chi so much?"
If you don't go to an Ivy League school, but would like to pretend you do, pledge theta chi. They are the only fraternity that will take you seriously in that sweater vest.
Normal Guy: "You're not a gentleman, you're a closet case."