thespine 

Someone who has the tendency to act like a turtle, especially in public. They are particularly noted for their ability to take many items and treat it as their shell.

The name is a new pronunciation of joining the words "the" and "spine" together. It is meant sarcastically, as the vast majority of turtle species do not have a spine

Why is that person trying to retract into that blanket? She is such a thespine.

thespine by Son of the Mobiesnarqour February 4, 2010

Thespina 

A girl Or woman (usually Greek) that contains a very large amount of swagger. Thespinas' are smart, funny, pretty, and cool girls. They tend to have best friends who are opposite of them in characteristics (such as hair and eye color). They are also theatrical considering the similarity to the word thespian. A Thespina may also have the tendency to break out in song.

Girl 1- Did you know the main actress in the play last night?
Girl 2- Yeah....that's Thespina..

Guy 1- Who's the new girl?
Guy 2- THATS Thespina:)

Thespina by GreekGirlSwag101 June 6, 2011

Thespina 

A girl that’s extremely attractive, smart, hard working and incredibly talented (in multiple ways)

Meghan: OMG I wish I was that girl, she’s perfect!
Alice: oh yes indeed she is. Seems like a Thespina to me!

Thespina by Kju:ti August 5, 2019

ride the spine 

Opting to travel to a destination through connected buildings to avoid the weather, rather than traveling outdoors. Often results in a significantly longer travel time. Common on college campuses where academic buildings may be connected.

It's too cold outside, let's ride the spine to class.

ride the spine by spinerider March 19, 2011

TheShinestyCompany 

A company filled with high school burn outs with too much time on their hands and too much money to spend on weed. Because of the high levels of THC in their systems they came up with the most comfortable way to cradle your genitals on the planet. After all, what's more important when being stoned than to make sure your giblets are just as relaxed as you? These ball-zen creating drawers can be found in all sorts of stoner inspired patterns to include crude scenes of fornication between inanimate objects like balloon animals and constellations, or you can class up your next party with a pair that makes Mr. Happy look like a ballpark hotdog. This company cares about your meat clackers almost as much as you do!

My man berries were getting the juice squeezed out of them in a regular basis until I got the monthly subscription at TheShinestyCompany. Now my Christ apples are singing hymns they are so joyful.

TheShinestyCompany by LowHangers December 28, 2021

Sad like The Spine 

Sad like The Spine is a phrase to describe someone who is depressed over their intense sexual frustrations.

Rabbit: I'm horny and ashamed.

Hatchworth: Then you're sad like The spine.

The Spine: *sobbing in the other room while masturbating and watching porn*

The porn: AaaAh ffuck me harder!!

The Spine: I love you too ah...*sobbing and ejaculates*

Sad like The Spine by David Michael Bennett March 17, 2019

banged the spine out her head 

To engage in the act of lovemaking in a rather vigious fashion

"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"

banged the spine out her head by Ste Crayston April 2, 2007