noun. blue-collar worker (male) who searches thesaurus.com for more enhanced vocabulary to use in text messages / e-mails to impress a female whom he is courting, but uses incorrect syntax during such messages, so as to confound said recipient, forcing her to be even more confused than she already is by his misappropriated behavior.
EMAIL FROM THESAURUS PROPS: "Yes, the roommate situation was dilatory in effort and not completely severing by any means allowing it to surface over and again... But not mandating me to hide anything."
by stella lester / lita carlson December 11, 2010