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thomas the thermonuclear bomb 

its what usa threw on japan
yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

thermonuclear fart 

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart

thermonuclear weapon

A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.
They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one

Global Thermonuclear 

A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.
Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe

thermonuclear_jackhammer 

A frequent visitor of Yahoo!'s "Black Metal/Females Are Idiots" room, good ol' Jeremy intimidates all the males and females alike with his Scott Stapp-ish good looks.
thermonuclear_jackhammer: I work out daily to be able to crush poseurs like you.

Thermonuclear Bubble 

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.