I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Therefore

Therefore: you are going to conclude an argumen and would draw out its significance

Therefore: Jesmion] from Uruagu Umudioka has agreed to work for God in 1980s; therefore, he was anointed as a confirmation to continue his training for extra three years after that he began working for God fully.

Therefore by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 11, 2017

Therefore

<adverb>

1) And for that reason

TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."

Therefore by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005

Therefore

The word you use in the place of "so" and "as a result" in your science essay in order to sound more professional. Works interchangeably with "consequently".

"The missile knows where it is at all times, it knows this because it knows where it isn't" can be written as "the missile knows where it isn't. Therefore, it knows where it is"

Therefore by QWERTY mnbvcxz October 10, 2019

I Mask, Therefore I Am. 

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

I Mask, Therefore I Am. by MathPlus March 9, 2021

therefore i am

A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.

Therefore I Am likes facial hair variations.

therefore i am by Kip Casper December 15, 2008