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the wherewolf

This sexual act, which requires a bit of precision and planning, will make you a legend in your own time when properly executed. You'll need a full moon, a public place (like a park or school playground), a tall boy of Coors Light, a bag of your freshly shaved pubes, and an unsuspecting participant who is willing to give an outdoor BJ.

Have this unsuspecting chicken head, hoodrat, or ho fellate you in the public place of your choice (with a clear view of the full moon). When you are about to spunk, pull out and spray on the lucky girls face, throw your pubes on said girls face, shake up the can of Coors Light, yell "Wherewolf"!, and spray her with the Silver Bullet!
After I gave Christine the wherewolf she stopped returning my calls.

Halloween kicked ass this year! Since there was a full moon I was finally able to wherewolf the french girl in my astronomy class!
the wherewolf by Pussy Crook January 10, 2008

Thereoff 

And thereoff!
Ask Aaron and Keegan thereoff base thinking this isn’t a word.
Thereoff by Dad’s word. July 24, 2020

wherewolf face 

the moment right before you sneeze where your face looks like youre turning into a wherewolf
i told him to cover his mouth once i saw the wherewolf face.
wherewolf face by dstfu June 13, 2009

grill (aka: fronts, and golds or any variation thereof) 

My grill's krunk. Or... I gots to polish my fronts, ahh snap! Or... "show dem golds."

TheWolfOnElmstreet

The baddest bitch on this planet.
She is sexy and really cool.

She will kick your ass and fuck your mom.

Slytherin Queen.
Draco Malfoys Wifey.

Daddy
Oh look! There is TheWolfOnElmstreet! I wish i could be just like her.. but I'm just a pussy.

Oh no! She fucked my mom!

Wherewolf 

A very poor person who can't even afford food, let alone clothes.
"Wow! That kid Wherewolf is fucking poor!"
Wherewolf by Furi's Vocab November 8, 2019