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Coming in there with a stick 

The commonly used parental threat (usually empty threat) of intimidating one's child (or other subordinate) into doing what is asked of them. Very often used on defiant children when they refuse to go to bed or obey their parental figure.
Son: I'm not going to go to bed...I'll stay up as long as I want!

Dad: The hell you are! Get to bed or else I'm coming in there with a stick!

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

There's a German in your computer 

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! 

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.
Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. 

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.