| 1. | There's no bacon | ||
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The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with" Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon Hilarity ensues |
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| 2. | there's always next year | ||
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A phrase often heard in Cleveland or it's surrounding parts. Generally used to express a mix of disappointment and misguided hope towards a team's chances of winning in the upcoming year after having failed to win a championship. Useable in regard to any sport with one major championship per year. Person #1: The Cleveland Browns went 4 and 12 this year.
Person #2: Oh well, there's always next year... |
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| 3. | There's no "I" in "Team" | ||
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It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On..... Speaker: There's no "I" in "team".
Student: You're right, but there is a "U" in CUNT. |
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| 4. | bumcheese | ||
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Bumcheese there's poop on ure house Bumcheese there's poop on ure house.
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| 5. | spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey | ||
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Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning. $50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.
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| 6. | save your fork, there's pie | ||
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cautionary phrase uttered by women performing oral sex, telling the man not to cum yet, as she presently expects a fucking She gives a great blowjob, but she's always like 'save your fork, there's pie.'
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| 7. | There's A Pony In There | ||
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The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise. R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."
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