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1. Massacre Therapy
1)Playing First Person Shooters, or other types of "Violent Video Games", to work out ones frustrations, anger, or violent tendencies, instead of on real people.

2) Marathon Sessions Playing FPS's or generally Violent Videogames.
after that asshole cut me off in traffic i was in serious need of some Massacre Therapy.
2. first story told in therapy
When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.
Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.
by Duke Jan 22, 2003 add a video
3. Tourist
An individual who takes part in certain activities or attends particular meetings because they are trendy or popular, usually without regard to whether or not such activities or the subject matter of such meetings interest or pertain to them at all.
Marla Singer is such a fucking tourist for attending multiple affliction-specific support group therapy sessions when she doesn't even have any of those diseases.
by dalbort Jun 21, 2004 add a video
4. sidwell
maybe the worst lamest school EVER. yes i did say lame, but in this case it is totally true. It is filled with rich preppy kids, even the people on financial aid live in patomac. all the kids there are pathetically depressed and go to therapy sessions costing 400 an hour. Some people go 4 times a week, see how much Sidwell sucks...ALOT
girl 1: OMG....that girls a cutter
Girl 2: dont worry, she goes to sidwell, you have to cut to fit in
Girl 1: oh...okay......lets go cut ourselves and fit in with the sidwell kids
Girl 2: FUCK YA! but only after we loose our virginity and give blow-jobs in the girls bathrooms (cough cough)
Girl 1: hey, why dont i just eat you out?!?!
Girl 2: ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh mroe toungue baby...MORE
by 4urINFO May 2, 2005 add a video
5. IP
n. short for identified patient
It seems Jan was the IP in the Brady's therapy sessions, although at some points Peter took over that role.
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005 add a video
6. Metallica
One of the pioneers of hard metal in the 80's, they later lost their soul and their hair to the establishment, in essence becoming pawns in the capitalist game of chess. No, checkers.

Originally heralded as anti-establishment, following the heart of Metal with excessive drinking (which earned the nickname AlcohollicA) and substance abuse, however this all changed when they hired a group therapist to sort out the mess that substance abuse and alcohol usually cause (though most bands suck it up). These therapy sessions can be seen in the box-office crap, "some kind of monster," the video recordings of the death of metallica. After the invasion of unwanted sanity, Metallica cut their hair, joined the vanguard against napster to a point of obsession and supported the career of Avril Lavigne. Damn her.

Once Gods among Men, now pussyfied shadows, less metal than Poison but without the ironic tongue in cheek likeability.
Look for the old guys dancing on the grave of Napster. That would be Metallica.
by Macadaciouse Jun 8, 2005 add a video
7. Apple
The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake Jul 11, 2005 add a video
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