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9. therapist
a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.
Melissa is my therapist.
by Michael Duy Jan 11, 2004 add a video
1. Therapist
word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.
I'll take the rapist for 500
by Chase C May 31, 2005 add a video
2. Therapist
1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:
by ne0_shiny Apr 13, 2005 add a video
3. Therapist
A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...
Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?
4. therapist
Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.
My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.
by javaturtle Jan 13, 2004 add a video
5. therapist
rapist
Oh my gosh! That guy is a therapist! Be careful!
6. therapist
Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =]
Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.
7. therapist
someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom
my therapist just told me I was normal.
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