Cancel the Payment 

When your one night stand forgets the condom and the pull out method doesn't work so you have to shamefully buy Plan B at a scary gas station before the other person wakes up

That hookup was embarrassing, the sex wasn't even good and I had to cancel the payment in the morning

Cancel the Payment by Fish licking good August 7, 2016

the payment 

Giving someone the payment is placing your testicles on or wiping them across someones face (preferably slowly). Whomever receives the payment does not need to be a willing participant, which makes this a much more useful threat than teabagging, where the recipient must agree or be in a deep sleep. It is also considered to be more degrading by some.

The payment also has it's own vernacular. It is used only as the payment, not payment alone. The person receiving the payment is the payee.

Ex 1:

Guy 1: Don't touch my car again unless you want to receive the payment.

Guy 2: Fine, chill out man.

Ex 2:

Payee: What the hell did you just put your balls on my face for asshole!?!?

Obama: You just received the payment bitch, maybe next time you'll know who to vote for!

the payment by MikeBGSU May 29, 2009

master-of-the-payment-disorder 

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.

That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

master-of-the-payment-disorder by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008

TheLamentedStar 

A funny YouTuber who is creating a Roblox game called MEDS

“Lamented im making meds”
“Lamented my urethra prolapsed”

“Lamented is creating MEDS”
“Lamented gaped anus”
TheLamentedStar gaped my anus

TheLamentedStar by Jon’s Jason November 10, 2022