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People used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. They believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.

A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.
-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.

-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech
by Turkdeliandmallow November 08, 2013

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