Jeralding is a game made by the father of three Ukrainian home schooled boys who he feared were becoming incestuous homosexuals after he walked in on them jerking each other. The game was designed to prevent them from having sexual tensions. The game requires a pair of scissors, and a spoon and jar of jelly for each player. The game starts out by two or more players playing rock paper scissors, who ever eventually loses must get naked and slice their penis with the scissors, the the player must run to the hospitol naked while the remaining players chase him flinging jelly at him with the spoons.
> hey, you guys want to do some jeralding?
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A stay at home mom is a white, upper middle class woman who:more...
-thinks anything that is not white, upper middle class is inferior and/or evil
-thinks her children need her up their asses 24/7
-thinks working mothers are inferior because they aren't up their kids asses 24/7
-thinks men should be sperm donors and money makers, and nothing else. God forbid ever making a man be a father, and no, throwing the football around for 20 minutes on a Saturday and bringing home a fat paycheck does not make someone a good father.
-thinks her job is the hardest in the world, using dumb arguments from Dr. Phil like "stay at home moms have an equivalent to 2 full time jobs." Well honey, guess what, working moms must have 3 full time jobs, then. They take care of children, errands, and the house, but unlike your lazy, whining ass, they don't have from 6am to 8pm to do it.
-crucify working moms for not spending enough time with their children, but find it perfectly acceptable for a man to forgo time with their kids for their career (sexists hypocrites)
-max out their hubby's credit card at Talbot's, the hair salon, and buying a big ass SUV or mini van
-often depressed because they realize that saying your ABCs and watching Dora the Explorer all day is not how an adult should live their life
-constantly talk about "me" time
-end up with slutty daughters, misogynistic boys, and drug addict children because they were up their asses 24/7
-are trying to be the exact opposite of their ...
Amphetamines AKA Speed:more...
Fet, Powder, White, Whizz, Fettle, Throttle and Base (and various other slang names that are made up by people because they sound catchy)
Type: Psychomotor Stimulant
Cost: Can vary, usually £10 a gram but if your dealer isn't a complete dick head he should make it cheaper the more you buy off him.
Appearance: Often sold as a white/yellow powder, once cut it's a paste and always seems stronger when fresh, it drys to powder if left a day or two. (Also sold in tablet form)
Method of taking: There's a few ways of taking this drug, it just depends what you have at hand:
Bombing: Were the user puts the powder in a folded cigarette paper and twists it shut making it look like a bomb, the bomb is then swallowed. This is the safest method of taking Speed
Dabbing: Were the user takes the speed by licking his finger, dabbing it in the powder and swallowing it. This method is also concidered safe but it can give you a sore throat and cause swelling.
Snorting. The user makes a fine line out of the powder using a credit card or razor blade, then gets a straw or roles up a piece of paper and uses that snort it up his/her nose. This can be harmful to your nose and cause unpredictable nose bleeds.
Injecting: Where the user prepares the powder by disolving it in a teaspoonful of water, boling it by a naked flame under the spoon and putting it into the syringe. This is a very dangerous way of taking any drug, theres risk of infe...
Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures.
Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).
Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.
The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
Iranians in the US refer to themselves as Persians.more...
Iranians/Persians living in the US are said to have some of these stereotypes (although I dont have most of them!)
1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night.
2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up
3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car.
4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany
5. You keep your black leather jacket on the whole night at the party
eventhough it's warm as hell
6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English
7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local persian
restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend
8. All your persian friends are DJ's
9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?"
10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos"
11.If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
12. If you dress up to go to grocery store.
13. If you go to a concert but never see the singer and stay in the
hallways with your drink checking out girls.
14. You know Amoo Noo Ruz and Haji Firooz will start a light saber
fight with the Mullahs and restore the persian jedi order!
15. If you smoke five packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
16. If you pronounce "Sure": SHOOR
17. If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
18. If you watch Iranian programs on TV, but always nag about them.
19. If you ...
Ultima online or UO, was one of the first commercial MMORPG. While other MMO try to be a good and fun game, UO aimed something different, more like a phantasy life sim, quasi-more...
real society where you live, breathe and die in. There were player who would be top brand garment shop owners, town
thieves, woodchucks would sell few thousands of log for carpainter player in in-game-gold or real-money, the carpainter could use the logs to make furniture, and wealthy monster hunters with houses would buy furniture so they could decorate homes and invite friends. In rare cases some player were land estates or inter-server-money exchanger.
It was designed so that where there were a good hunting place, there were lots of people. Where there were lots of rich people, killers would raid oftain. Because there were killers on the loose, people would bind together as a guild and guard each other. There were afew self proclaimed bounty hounters too.
Once the disgner team promised players that worlds would be without restrictions ,no nurturing from the server moderators/game designers, self governed and self managed by player themselves, but that never came true (except for the dedicated hard core servers Seige Perilous and Mugen, of wich Mugen thrived at first then quickly dwindled to a tickle), and with each passing patch, UO became more and more care bear like, spoon fed nurturing game. This was probably because they were wishing player would res...