| 15. | Planking | ||
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The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do. Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle" Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size." |
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| 16. | Skin IQ | ||
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Skin IQ is a measure of the skin intelligence quotient which measures one’s knowledge and understanding of their skin’s attributes and needs. This concept was created by University of Miami dermatologist Leslie Baumann, MD in 2003 after devoting years of research and clinical work looking at the effects of skin care products and procedures on the skin’s health and appearance. The Baumann Skin Typing System, which divides individual into 16 unique skin phenotypes, has become a standard for determining skin types worldwide. Skin IQ is a measurement of how well a person understands their particular Baumann Skin Type and the effects that certain ingredients, treatments and procedures will have on it. The first step in calculating Skin IQ is identifying the Baumann Skin Type based on a scientifically validated questionnaire found in The Skin Type Solution (Bantam 2005, 2010) or at www.SkinTypeSolutions.com. Once the Baumann Skin Type has been determined, the Skin IQ is calculated by answering a series of questions. These questions are updated periodically as new scientific discoveries are made. The Skin IQ naturally lowers with time. In order to keep the Skin IQ at the highest level, the individual must continue educating themself on new scientific discoveries that pertain to their Baumann Skin Type. I raised by Skin IQ by discovering that I really have dry skin, and staying away from foaming cleansers.
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| 17. | Bimbo | ||
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A often blonde dyed, stupid girl, who acts like she's five but is still 'popular'. They were more than average make up, and a heck lot of brown cream. They are often white sluts and are a bit more than average (that's one type) though some may be poor. more...
Fjortis (Plural, more of them) Fjortisar In Sweden there is a sub-genre for Bimbo's, Fjortis which is almost the same, though that they do not like themselves being called bimboes. Their clothes can vary from somewhat casual-looking clothes to sporty-adidas shirts, but they really don't play any sport... They just like the clothes. In Sweden though, some of the Fjortisar are Arabs, which are a bit less and act more 'bitchy' which in itself is a subgenre from fjortisar. Bimboes usually only hangout with eachother, and all do the same things as eachother. They usually all likes 3-4 guys and no-one else but them. And when they brake up the girls says something which is as stupid and unlogical as creationism: "I ALWAYS HATED YOU ANYWAYS, OH WAIT IM GONNA SOOO TELL YOUR SECRET NOW, ABOUT HOW YOU STILL USE DIAPERS!!". Unfortunately, this isn't true. Either way he did tell her a secret, but usually, these bitchy bimboes just make up lies. In some cases, the bimbo just changes subject to make the victim feel more unsure. So she says: |
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| 18. | Trashley | ||
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A person named Ashley who is Trash. A leech/mooch, expecting everyone to pay their way through life. If you buy them off-brands, they will complain that you're making them live a sub-par life.Refuses to ever help themselves, but blames everyone for her horrible choices. Forces you to drive them everywhere & won't give gas money. One who refuses to work. If they do get a job, they will not pay you money they owe for rent,gas,or food. They will not pick up after themselves or clean. Is never grateful for supporting them, in fact they complain that you're not providing enough for them. Will accuse you of poisoning their food and having an affair with her boyfriend.Trashley will also let you buy her hair dye of her choosing, then accuse you of messing up their hair when it doesn't come out right. As well as say you put chemicals in her shampoo to mess up her hair. Their IQ is so low, it can barely be calculated. You wonder how they passed pre-school. Girl 1: Who is that girl?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Trashley. She owes me lots of money, forces me to pay her way through life because if I don't, she goes psycho on me in front of my child. |
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| 19. | chauvinist | ||
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One who believes that their gender, group, or kind is superior to others. "My gym teacher only let the boys play soccer..."
"That's only because he is a chauvinist." "The fact that his IQ is lower than Forrest Gump's might also be partially responsible..." |
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| 20. | rangerboard | ||
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Message board found at www.rangerboard.com populated by persons who say their IQ is greater than their age, famous for its epic repetitiveness and selective "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude toward deciding who stays and goes on the member list. Oh, look. The ten thousandth "Tommy" thread on rangerboard... this week.
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| 21. | N3rd | ||
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"Nerd" without the e, replaced by the superior letternumber 3. They are extreme nerds who are very unpopular but their IQ is a lot higher than everyone around them. They are pushed around but they will some day become rulers of the world and all will suffer under their cruel wrath. Jock 1: "Look at that nerd"
Jock 2: "We should go kick him" Jock 3: "That's no nerd! that's a n3rd!" Jock 1: "Who cares? let's go kick him" Jock 2 & 3: "Alright" |
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