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the prime funtion of a CEO
CEO: 'The company is broke but i made $400 million. I must admit, i do my job quite well. Time to go back to my golden castle full of antiques in narnia.'
by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 18, 2003
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Borrowing without permission with no intent on returning.
"Where did you get that tv?"

I borrowed it from walmart. i borrowed it it's not theft
by YHS '09 March 10, 2009
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When something is handed to you and you leave with it.
I gave Erica my dollar at SportWay and she didn't give it back to me before I left. These lines will rhyme because she committed theft
by L B H September 08, 2010
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: the act of compulsive stealing: Usually random stealing of high school phones, fire exstinguisher, cpr ANDY's, and other schools award plaques.
Scott Serafin; Rob Diton;
by youstolemy calculator February 15, 2005
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I had a roommate that would steal money from me when I was not home. When I confronted him, he sent me an email saying: I don't care if you call me a theft. In the real sense of the word, he is, but he meant a "thief." For crying out loud!! He is supposed to be a college graduate and he writes like that, that is the real theft. So according to him, a theft is a person who steals money from somebody else.
I don't care if you call me a theft, or My spouse is a dirty old theft, when I was a kid, i became a theft. haha!! very wrong.
by undercover agent 008 September 08, 2010
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Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.
Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.
by Saints November 18, 2003
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To illegally obtain in a furtive manner any substance that do not lawfully belong to the person taking it.
Johnny's theft of the credit card has caused Momo a plethora of troubles.
by delerius security November 19, 2003
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