The Evan 

named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.

i shaved designs into my leg hair lastnight, man, it was The Evan.

The Evan by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009

thevanceman9000

thevanceman9000 is a person who is awful at minecraft pvp. He throws in clan battles, and in general just sucks at minecraft pvp. Most commonly, his name is used in the minecraft pvp community when some all around just sucks in general.

Person 1: did you actually just pull a thevanceman9000?
Person 2: Stfu. I'm better than you kid.

thevanceman9000 by Jason Vance May 21, 2018

The Evan 

named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.

bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.

rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.

bob: hows that?

rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.

The Evan by alk3Evan June 2, 2009

Thevangu

Thevangu is a cheating animal, it will acts good and simple outside and has an evil mind inside

SPB: Dei Thevangu Ajith uhh, un buthiya kaamichita la

Thevangu by Ajith Anna Fan February 23, 2020

TheEvanator 

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from. Your perfect<3

"DAMMMMMN... ITS TheEVANATOR"
"I LOVE YOU"
"MY MONKEYBOY"
"MY BESTFRIEND"

TheEvanator by TorreyUNICORNS January 8, 2012

The Evan 

named after the internet celebrity Evan Hill, The Evan actually describes the act of being a complete and total smart ass.

that guy over there is a complete smart ass. yet i cant help but laugh at his jokes.....about me. now that's The Evan.

The Evan by thekillercondom August 11, 2009

theepan 

An Indian loveable hunk who is diverse and is kind to all

Mmm, you just a theepan

theepan by unicornpotatopeeler May 14, 2015