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As in "The Best". Famous line from a Seinfeld episode where Mel Torme tells Kramer that he thinks his life is "The Tops".
Well, guys, I think that's the tops!
by Skeeve January 31, 2006
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n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.
You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.
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The best of the best. Used to congratulate some one on the way they did something.
-Hellen your the top!
by Idio Morrum October 12, 2005
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