a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
by gabbo99 October 14, 2005
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When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.
by dds 1987 January 25, 2014