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the stocking stuffer 

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The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer • stuffing the stocking • Tear the stockings • The Crusty Stocking Stuffer • The Naughty Stocking • Stocking the fridge • Stocking the Pond • stocking the porcelain • Stocking the shelves • Screw your courage to the sticking place

stuffing the stocking 

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1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
stuffing the stocking by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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Stocking the Pond 

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Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
Stocking the Pond by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008
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stocking the porcelain 

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Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.
'I've been busy stocking the porcelain
stocking the porcelain by JT October 4, 2004
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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer 

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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
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The Naughty Stocking 

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When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
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