Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 24, 2007

Stat

Short for "statistic", particularly referring to any numerical measurable in sports, like touchdowns, field goal percentage, slugging etc.

"Chris Bosh is a good-stats-on-a-bad-team player"
-Bill Simmons.

by Yashkaf December 20, 2010

STAT

Standing Tall And Talented

Damn, STAT killed Big Mac on that Gouhlish diss track

by Standingtallandtalented December 6, 2012

Stat!

Used in the medical field to mean right the fucking way. Can also be used in casually.

Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!

Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!

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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!

Broski: Right on it bro!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 2, 2011

statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".

Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.

by FlashlightTaylor May 16, 2010

STAT

nick name for Amare Stoudimire of the NYC Knicks stands for Standing Tall And Talented

WOW! look how STAT dunked there!

by ogren543 December 5, 2013

stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

by DanEvans April 9, 2010