Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).

I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!

Kiss of the Sphinx by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022

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Curse of the Sphinx

Sexual move in which a guy or girl tantalizes his/her girl's cooch by striking an Egyptian pose with one arm and wiggling the fingers around in a tickling fashion. Very exotically erotic. Subject may have to be elevated for this.

The Curse of the Sphinx makes her hot every time.

Curse of the Sphinx by Cerberus Pup November 28, 2004

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The Slovenian Sphinx

nickname for Melania Trump

The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.

The Slovenian Sphinx by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

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The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain't the case. However, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx caught a touchdown pass from The Lampost. He truely is the GOAT runningback.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

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Airing Out The Sphincter

To fart.

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."

Airing Out The Sphincter by djandym January 2, 2015

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wink the sphinc

A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.

In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.

wink the sphinc by ciamp January 4, 2016

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