The Accountant SA 

A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.

The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.

The Accountant SA by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

Goated with the sauce 

Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.

He's bussing it down sexual style? He must be goated with the sauce!

Goated with the sauce by The Aquela February 4, 2022

nothing was the same

The title of Drake's 2013 album. Or just a phrase people say when someone or something has changed. Idk I guess they think its dramatic or whatever.

His album includes songs lik started from the bottom from time feat the sexy jhene aiko.

The phrase is like saying omg nothing was the same after I met this girl. She changed me man.

nothing was the same by Just a dude22 February 23, 2014

Slide The Sausage 

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.

“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”

Slide The Sausage by jimd8498 April 30, 2019

Sally The salamander 

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")

Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!

Sally The salamander by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020