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Trump-in-the-Rump 

The emotional, or sometimes physical, feeling of having been betrayed. Not a horrific feeling, like being stabbed in the back by your brother, but not a Circus-in-the Round pleasureable experience either. It is often accompanied by immeasurable disbelief.
Jeez... I went to the reading of my Gramdma's will. She gave all her money to her Hamster! It was a real Trump-in-the-Rump.

the rumple stiltskin 

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

pumping the rump

having anal sex with your female boss
analbuttsexbosspumping the rump

Nutting in the rump 

Oi bruv did were you nutting in the rumpus last night with (insert Dick joke here)

Rump the Henny 

A stiff shot of Rumpleman's Peppermint Schnapps followed by a shot of Hennessy. Resembling a York peppermint Patty.
Rump the Henny by Big Enyaw May 26, 2019

the dirty rumpelstiltkin 

Lets do, the dirty rumpelstiltkin