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Ramon The Ramsey 

He is a loving brother/uncle a son a good person to his peers and loves science, fnaf and my friends Ismael, Anakin, Jade, Carlos, JACOB, Isabella, and my sister Isabella
“I’m a super intense Minecraft player
“Uh oh how unfortunate”
“Ramon The Ramsey is very good at fnaf

the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

The Gordon Ramsey Effect 

When you think when you did or are doing something you are doing a great job. But in actuality you are terrible at it.
The Gordon Ramsey Effect is when you think your great at something but your bad at it. Here is a a sentence describing it: “I thought when I sang I was great at it. But my instructor said I was trash...”

The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking
The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

The Gordon Ramsay 

When you crack three eggs into your girls mouth and aggressively thrust during fellatio to the point where the eggs are properly stirred and ready to be transferred to a hot pan where one can add vegetables, butter, or cheese to craft the perfect omelet.
"What'd you have for breakfast" "me and my girl had some eggs, we tried the gordon ramsay" "oh nice, that's a healthy breakfast"

The Shogun RamSlam 

An incrediblely complex sexual maneuver where you shove your fist so far up someone’s ass, your hand sticks out of their mouth where your other hand is waiting to grab the fisting hand and altogether be sucked back out of the rectum so you fisting hand is free and your original free hand is sticking out of your partners anus.
When Uncle came into my room last night, I never expected his skill in The Shogun RamSlam aren’t to be so profound.